Our Friendly Friends
Cam is one guy who brings us both joy and inspiration. We've written him many stories and given them to him one way or another. We like to Take pictures of him ect.
Sparkly is our soul mate and we are his stalkers. We followed him around the carnival and tried to get him to ride the ferris wheel with us. Sparkly...WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
Cool Gay Kid is a person that we have never actually had a conversation with and have never actually met him. We saw him at the carnival and he looked gay and super goth so we squealed every time we saw him and yelled cool gay kid!!
Watson...the only thing we have to say to you is that we hope you are still enjoying the times that you are having with that super special cheez grater of yours.
Zach~You are like the only person who understands us. You know how it feels to be different from other people(which is not a bad thing). CONVERSES FOREVER!!!
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Lola And Joby
Lola and Joby are our two homosexual G.I. Joe dolls. We take them to lots of places and we like to buy them clothes, shoes, and accesories that male dolls should not be wearing. Joby likes to go to the mall with us because everyone mistakes him for the singer Moby. And Lola is his super-hot boyfriend who cheats on him with Dane Harrington who cheats on him with Nigel Croston who cheats on him with Nick Hagadone, is also mistaken for many famous people!!!! Just kidding guys!! You know we love you all!!! Check out all the pictures of Joby and Lola which shall be added soon. |
READ THIS OR DIE!!!!!
How about instead of reading this dumb paragraph about nothing, you go do something productive like writing in the guestbook possibly. You know, with the time you are going to spend reading this, you could buy a ticket to Africa and go to give food to the starving children in Kenya. Or you could write a song that will change someones life. Or you could sign up for an online dating service where you will meet the love of your life. You could do so many things instead of reading this paragraph. But you continue reading. MY GOD!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?! I TOLD YOU TO STOP READING THIS!!!! STOP!!!! DONT READ ANY FURTHER!!! WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME!!!! WHY DONT YOU GO KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD!! YOU COULD PROBABLY DO THAT IN IN THE FEW MINUTES ITS TAKING YOU TO READ THIS!! LOOK, NOW THE PARAGRAPH IS ENDING!!! SO NOW YOU CANT KEEP DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO!!! HA!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!
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Vital Information For Our Site
We are not very smart people. We are very smart guinea-pigs. We have our own language. We like jello and ride the short bus. We are super special people! If you dont believe us...just talk to any of the people listed below:
James Goodman
Kevin Stotler
Greg Cost
Shane Mott
Dane Harrington
Zach Webster
or basically anyone else who has had a conversation with either of us.
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SKWERLS!!!
Skwerls are a big part of our life. They make us happy when were sad. they make us laugh when we cry. "Skwerls should dominate humans. Seeing as a skwerls IQ is higher than our presidents, maybe they should be the politicians, and we should be the ones gathering nuts." <------a quote from our very own Kylie Shaffer.
SKWERLS RULE!!!!
Scary Skwerl World!!! |
